Friday Postcard#9 #arseplatehanded

THE FORSYTH [not so much a] SAGA
@Grouse_Beater ‘s choreography suggestion for the upcoming ‘Bloggers_Dance_Off’ at the AUOBEdinburgh rally…doesn’t go down too well with @jeggit @MrMalky and @PoliticsScot …. They have honed their ‘Tiger Feet Shuffle’ to perfection [Davee has agonising thigh chaff down to the crimpolene element in his authentic safari slacks and jeggits corns are giving him gip ;o]… they’re exhausted but rockin’ on #zooming4indy #tigerfeetshuffle #truthchimp
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match set and point to @SiobhanSynnot … #touche … I worked for @JaniceForsyth and thanks to the sypathetic application of her discretionary powers, good sense of humour and an understanding that the effect two pints and an aftershow sesh with Amampondo can have on a young man after a fourteen hour day and very little food …. I kept my job …a good egg is Janice!  mammadeeyay… wex ;o{

Who was it Gareth was crowdfunding to sue for ‘defahmashunn’ again? Methinks he’s needing a bit mare practice on that ‘double_ersed trumpet’ o’ his and could be doin’ with learnin’ some noo choons if I’m being completely honest… ;o{   #truthchimp

#whatdavidsaid  ;o{

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Moving on from ‘Grumpy Gareth @Blouse_Pleater’ … Mel&Dave seem to have been keeping all their dead hair for making up underwear… why else would they be so unhappy with the way we’re being handed #indyref2 on a plate?

Our FM has played a pretty good hand with the shitty cards remaining after 2014 and has kept a cool head… in my himble chump opinion…

The salespersons dealing with the Real Politik need  patience and guile… you can swing as many punches as you like… but it only takes one to ‘deck’ you Raging Bull… as many of your ilk within the china shop of Indy have found to their cost…

Nicola’s nimble on her feet… a nifty dancer… many of you are looking more like the drunk aunty and uncle crashing into tables at a family wedding… yi’r no sellin Avon min! #whatdavidsaid

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Some members past and present of @PoliticsScot ‘twitter_familia’ #PolScotPosse #zooming4indy

Indyref2 via a NoDealBrexit? The easiest and surest route to winning over the soft naws? Brutal but effective short, sharp, shock treatment? No doubt! There’s a price for everything… it’s an aw’ in game this een min… but the prize is worth it!  #backothenet ;o{